"Of Singers, Designers, Hair, and Fur: Cat Fur"
풀하우스 TAKE2
5/10
Let me start you off
with a little story. One night a few
weeks ago, I was incredibly bored… that, or I’d just drunk a full glass of
sake… take whichever story you like. But I began incredibly to watch a drama
that for months I swore I’d never do. Full House. Take. 2. Let me clarify. I
watched the original Full House nearly a year ago, and for completely different
reasons I gave each of these a 5 out of 10 rating. The first because it was
slow as molasses, and despite my love of the two leads (and surprisingly, their
roles in the drama); the second because of hair, hair, and skinny pants. Why
did I finish? I don’t even know, except to say that the last 10 hours of drama
time I probably watched in 4 hours.
So Why Bother Reviewing This? Simple. The Story. Completely brilliant and inspired, with drama tropes never used before! Nope, not once. Ever. Because no drama lord has ever written a love triangle quite like this! Oh no, they haven't. ;)
Oh Man Ok and Lee Tae
Ik meet as children at his house “Full House” after Tae Ik inadvertently helps
Man Ok rescue a kitten. Bad news for these future lovers, Tae Ik is allergic to
anything fluffy and cute. He dangles kitty in a horrible manner, and makes Man
Ok cry.
Years later, Man Ok is
a martial arts and fashion designer extraordinaire (only in Kdrama, right?), while Tae Ik has become part
of K-Pop duo “Take One” with second lead
Won Kang Hwi (Tae Ik + Won = Take One; get it?). They’re naturally weird and antsy with each
other because of an unexplained past, maybe something like the history of Man
Ok’s rescue cat, because Kang Hwi also likes cats.
At a fan meeting, Kang
Hwi torments Tae Ik by making him wear a fan’s homemade cat costume (get the
theme yet?) made with some sort of real fur that makes Tae Ik break out into a
rash.
Through some sort of
drama shenanigans, Man Ok becomes the official stylist of Take One. She mostly
deals with their wardrobe, but I wish she’d done something for their
hairstyles. Of course, she’d need to fix her own first.
After a CF shoot, Man
Ok gets lost in the woods chasing after a cat.
She falls into a huge pit (seriously, where did that pit come from and
who dug it? A monster cat?), and expects Tae Ik to rescue her, and the cat of
course.
He refuses at first.
After all, by now she’s going to be covered in allergy-inducing cat fur.
But pity for the poor
abandoned creatures, and this adorable cat face (I’m making this up as I go),
makes him rethink.
By the time they get
out of the pit (trust me, it takes another twenty minutes), Man Ok and Tae Ik
have been left behind by the rest of the production crew, and have to break
into their trailer to find a warm place to stay the night. Well, Tae Ik makes the cat stay outside, and
Man Ok with it, but after a few hours he comes out to check on Man Ok. Inexplicably, he suddenly finds her
attractive, and leans in for a stolen while-you-are-sleeping kiss. Until! Dun dun
dun…
He finds the cat
snuggled up warmly under Man Ok’s jacket.
I guess this kiss will wait for another day. The poor guy will be
sneezing for at least the next 10 episodes.
So, a lot of stuff
happens, and through some weird pranks and CEO bullshit, Won Kang Hwi is forced
out of the group under allegations of him being gay. (By the way, aren’t you
proud of me? I have completely resisted posting pictures of Take One’s totally
hot kiss from the end of episode 1!)
Kang Hwi is forced
into hiding inside Full House under the noses of both his CEO manager and
former co-member Tae Ik. He moves into a
basement room, and to keep warm, finds and wears Tae Ik’s cat costume to sleep
in.
Did I mention that
Kang Hwi of course also has bit of a crush on Man Ok? Are you starting to
understand how this love triangle works yet? Oh, but we haven’t even started
yet! Because Man Ok has full knowledge
of Kang Hwi’s trials. To keep him hidden
and not starving, she decorates his room while he’s asleep, brings him food, and
because Kang Hwi gets lonely during the day, she buys him a cat. Not that this
is Tae Ik’s house or anything, or that Tae Ik will most likely sniff the cat
(and Kang Hwi) out within no time.
Who wouldn’t be
delighted with this little bundle of joy?
“Nice to meet you,
Chaton”
When Tae Ik makes an
early and unexpected return visit, Kang Hwi and cute kitten are forced to play
hide and seek together.
To save himself, Kang
Hwi tosses the kitten out as a distraction, while he runs back into
his hiding spot. Man Ok, who is now
living in the house pretending to be Tae Ik’s fiancé, gets all the blame for
raising a kitten in his own home.
“How dare you raise a
cat here! I hate everything with fur!”
She gets his grudging
permission, but only because I think he realizes that there isn’t much of a
difference between his hair, her hair, and the cat’s hair.
Meanwhile, Kang Hwi gets found out, but continues to live in the basement room that Man Ok decorated for him. So he’s basically created this fantasy world for himself where he is the dad, and Man Ok is the mom, and Chaton is their baby girl. After giving Man Ok a quick peck on the lips, he distracts her with cuteness.
- “Chaton, look at your mom’s red face”- “Mom?”
- “Yeah, you’re the mom and I’m the dad. You don’t like it? Should we just say brother and sister?”
- “Kang Hwi. Chaton is a male cat.”
- “Are you? You weren’t a girl? Who cares about what sex you are. You’re still cute.”
Nice cat-block there, Man Ok. I see
you what you did. ;)
So will these two ever be reunited as a family? Or will Tae Ik ever
become non allergic to allow for more smooch time? How will it all end up?!?
To be continued….never, because I ran out of cute cat
photos. L
Wow... I don't think I can watch this. I can't survive the hair tragedy.
ReplyDelete"She gets his grudging permission, but only because I think he realizes that there isn’t much of a difference between his hair, her hair, and the cat’s hair."
LMFAO!!! :P
Oh, it's so bad...
DeleteI assure you. I only "recapped" the best bits from the entire drama. :)
You know, it's almost hard to hate this drama because it inspires such sassy commentary from people ;) Your recap is no end of amusing, and I'm fully behind anything that includes cute kitten pictures.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like this show is the definition of "hate watch."
I almost wish I could say all this was made up,^ but nope. Happened just like I recapped. :) But the fact that I can summarize an entire story with just cat scenes is terribly hilarious to me. I think "hate watch" fits this drama well. Exasperating, overly ridiculous, almost painful, but in no way droppable. I just HAD to finish, even if was the speediest fast-forwarding I've done since, well.. the first Full House. :D
Delete